Villains are usually considered Dark Lords either by the format of the story in which the villain appears or because of the villain’s modus operandi - Sauron, Darth Vader, He who should not be named, The Dark One ... and so on.
Lapsang souchong's flavours are strong and powerful distinct from all other types of tea as the leaves are traditionally smoke-dried over pine fires, taking on a distinctive smoky flavour. It is common for even rather strongly brewed Lapsang Souchong tea to lack the bitterness common with other tea varieties.
Give this dark black tea a chance and embrace your inner darkness.