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Lapsang souchong's flavours are strong and powerful distinct from all other types of tea as the leaves are traditionally smoke-dried over pine fires, taking on a distinctive smoky flavour. It is common for even rather strongly brewed Lapsang Souchong tea to lack the bitterness common with other tea varieties.
Give this dark black tea a chance and embrace your inner darkness.